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Hand Made

No, not Hand MAID you dullard… that’s an entirely different thing. All the products on this site we’re making ourselves, by hand in small batches. Just like our favorite whiskey.

Next Drop

Not cast in stone, but we’re pretty excited about some of the items we have coming out for the ladies. So we’re scheduling a Summer drop for June 23, 2018 which just happens to be National Pink Day.

Information

  • We accept PayPal ’cause it’d be stupid not to.
  • We accept credit cards too. Anyway to take your money, we will.
  • We do it all ourselves. So please bare with us and don’t be an asshole
  • Check our social accounts for updates. Links are everywhere, look around.
  • We’re probably in the shop busin’ out some gear. DM or Email please!
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